6

We have a 6-year old at home.

Not bad at art.

Puffer fish.

And, can be quite funny. At times.

...

Things you hear around the house:

1.
"Get up.. and shake it.. c'monnnn! Get up.. and shake it.. c'monnnn!! ..."

(Repeat 3893128419679 times per hour).

2.
All the single ladies.. all the single ladies..
*humming of some random tune*

All the single ladies.. all the single ladies..
*humming of some random tune*

All the single ladies.. all the single ladies..
*humming of some random tune*

(Repeat the above till you feel hands of older siblings tightening around neck)

...

And after a car accident.

3.
6 year old: Che!! How come you can hit into the uncle's car wann??

23 year old: Don't talk to me now.

*silence*

6 year old: But cheee! How come you didn't stop wan??

23 year old: I said, don't disturb me now!

*silence*

6 year old: Che, I think you are very careless you know..

23 year old: ...

I think next time, I shall run over a 6 year old instead of a chicken rice uncle's shop.